The compleat idiot's guide to personal insults

Part fact, mostly fantasy, is my guess.

 

hey aphie u made a mil in the minis yet?

 

Only the voice inside his head can tell for sure

 

Well, if I was on stage with the Allman Bros., I'd have photos available before I opened my big yap!

 

Was he that weirdo stalker they complained about?

 

Yeah, but I spent it all in one night while out with your woman -- she sure is high maintenence!!