The Chuck Norris thread

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by William Rennick, Apr 15, 2008.

  1. Yours truly

    Yours truly

    Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
     
    #31     Apr 16, 2008
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  2. Yours truly

    Yours truly

    If you play Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, you will hear Chuck Norris banging your sister.



    didn't know if this one belonged on this thread or the led zeppelin thread :)
     
    #32     Apr 16, 2008
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  3. Yours truly

    Yours truly

    Chuck Norris is always on top during sex because Chuck Norris never f*cks up.
     
    #33     Apr 16, 2008
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  4. flytiger

    flytiger

    Tried to return his "Total Gym" for the full refund......


    <img src=http://elitetrader.com/vb/attachment.php?s=&postid=1885686/>
     
    #34     Apr 16, 2008
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  5. William Rennick

    William Rennick


    Thats Dr.Skidmarks after I introduced myself.

    :cool:
     
    #35     Apr 17, 2008
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  6. blackhorseshoe

    blackhorseshoe

    this cracker got his ass kicked by the legendary BRUCE LEE.

    WE ALL KNOW THAT WHTMEN CAN'T JUMP, RUN, FUCK, FIGHT, ETC.
     
    #36     Apr 19, 2008
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  7. CaptainObvious

    CaptainObvious

    #37     Jun 23, 2022
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