The Chuck Norris thread

Don't forget about the Chuck Norris CHEETO

http://cgi.ebay.com/cheeto-norris-l...1QQcmdZViewItem

 

Chuck Norris counted to infinity.......twice.

 

Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

 

When Chuck Norris talks, EF Hutton listens.

 

Chuck Norris can watch an episode of "60 minutes" in 22 seconds.

 

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

 

A cobra once bit Chuck Norris in the leg. A few days later they had to put the cobra down.

 

The Russians and Chinese have agreed to destroy their nukes and disband their militarys under one condition. Chuck Norris must turn neutral and move to Switzerland.

 

Stan finally found a reason to post.