The Chuck Norris thread

Bring home all the troops in Iraq, send in Norris. Should have the mess cleaned up before sundown.

 

Chuck Norris shorts the Market on upticks, downticks and whatever kind of tick he pleases.

 

Chuck Norris goes to bars and slips roofies into his own drink in hopes of getting picked up. (off the floor, booyah)

 

Chuck Norris has his chest trimmed with a golf course gang mower.

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If Chuck Norris had been around, the President would have dropped him on Hiroshima.

 

Chuch Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has Never cried!

 

Chuck Norris cannot predict the future; the future just better fucking do what Chuck Norris says.

 

Before Chuck Norris was born, the martial arts weapons with two pieces of wood connected by a chain were called NunBarrys. No one ever did find out what happened to Barry.

 

Chuck Norris can make a paraplegic run for his life.

 

Hehehehheheh

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