The Chronicles of Rennick

RENNICK, Get yoursel a t.v. show or webcast thingummy jig.

Ye've got ma vote, laddie!

 

mark my words lightfoot - i will get you! i will make you and your depressing brand of 70s-pseudo-hippy-folk dance and entertain me by this time next week! oh yes. dance for me you will.......

 

boohahahaha, I damned near spit a fresh Old Milwaukee all over my screen.

 

i think the style is kind of 'cutesy', myself

 

FRIDAY!! 9/22 1:52 pm Dow-41

Rennick is seated on a wooden stool next to the mighty “Crystal Ball with Gordon Lightfoot’s guitar. He and a beshoveled Mrs.Rennick await the arrival of their guest to the forecasting room. The famous singer finally enters the room as Rennick fires up the guitar and starts singing the Lightfoot classic“Sundown you better take care, if I find you’ve been sneaking around my backstairs” . As soon as Lightfoot is within range Rennick smashes the guitar over his head. “Thats for making a pass at my wife and calling her “sugar tits”. A dazed Lightfoot starts to get off the floor when the “Ball”room’s huge security guard comes flying in and smashes a metal folding chair over his head, “That’s for calling me sailor and asking if I was going “your way”. He attempts to get up but Mrs. Rennick finishes him off with a frying pan. Rennick orders security to remove the badly beaten Star from the room.”Put that SOB on his motorcycle and escort him off the property”. Rennick barks. Now ready for the daily reading., he takes a quick look at the “BALL”, walks to the microphone.and will now speak,

”The mystical Orb is now NEUTRAL calling for FLAT Market action this afternoon. Expect the Averages to roughly maintain current levels this afternoon”

Well that wraps it up for this week, have a great ...suddenly the security guard who dragged Lightfoot to his Harley rushes the podium and whispers into Rennick’s ear, who turns to the mic, “Umm apparently we’ve had an incident out in the parking lot, I’ll let Chief of Security Callahan gives the details. A terrified Callahan takes the mic, “ At approx. 13:15 hours the subject Lightfoot was the victim of a violent hit and run. As he preparing to kick start his motorcycle a large pick-up truck jumped the perimeter hedge row Dukes of Hazard style. It was traveling at a high rate of speed and was airborn when it landed on the Lightfoot and his motorcycle. We were able to get an ID on the licence plate of the fleeing Gentleman. Be on the lookout for a totally red Ford pickup with personalized tags which say KRAZYKARL. Miraculously Mr. Lightfoot survived and is being tended to.

 

Priceless

 

Sorry to hear about your accident "Gordon". See you next week "Gordon".

Mess with the bull, YOU GET THE HORNS!!!!1!1!!

 

For you Weekend action mongers who need a fix, uncle Rennick has got you covered.

http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/showthread.php?threadid=77385

 

MON. 9/25 1:43pm Dow+36

Sorry guys, I'm in a bit of a rush today, no schtick, just the call.

The Mighty "Crystal Ball" is POSITIVE calling for STRONG Market action this afternoon.

Good luck to all the longs, let the rally INTENSIFY!!!


Rennick out

 

it was neutral in the morn, and went postive in the afternoon. i gots my win fo da day.. viva la 'ball", and you too gramps