The Annual Stella Awards

Discussion in 'Politics' started by Lucrum, Aug 30, 2007.

  1. Lucrum


    Only in America

    Proof of entitlement mentality

    It's time again for the annual "Stella Awards"! For those unfamiliar with these awards, they are named after 81-year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled
    hot coffee on herself and successfully sued the McDonald's in New Mexico where she purchased the coffee. You remember, she took the lid off the coffee and put it between her knees while she was driving. Who would ever
    think one could get burned doing that, right?
    These are awards for the most outlandish lawsuits and verdicts in the U.S.
    Here are the Stella's for the past year:

    7TH PLACE :
    Kathleen Robertson of Austin , Texas was awarded $80,000 by a jury of her
    peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running inside a furniture store. The store owners were understandably surprised by
    the verdict, considering the running toddler was her own son.

    6TH PLACE:
    Carl Truman, 19, of Los Angeles , California won $74,000 plus medical
    expenses when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda Accord. Truman
    apparently didn't notice there was someone at the wheel of the car when he was trying to steal his neighbor's hubcaps.

    5TH PLACE:
    Terrence Dickson, of Bristol , Pennsylvania , who was leaving a house he had just burglarized by way of the garage. Unfortunately for Dickson, the automatic garage door opener malfunctioned and he could not get the garage door to open. Worse, he couldn't re-enter the house because the door connecting the garage to the house locked when Dickson pulled it shut. Forced to sit for eight, count 'em, EIGHT, days on a case of Pepsi and a
    large bag of dry dog food, he sued the homeowner's insurance company claiming undue mental Anguish.
    Amazingly, the jury said the insurance company must pay Dickson $500,000 for his anguish.

    4TH PLACE :
    Jerry Williams, of Little Rock , Arkansas , garnered 4th Place in the Stella's when he was awarded $14,500 plus medical
    expenses after being bitten on the butt by his next door neighbor's beagle - even though the beagle was on a chain in its owner's fenced yard. Williams did not get as much as he asked for because the jury believed the beagle might have been provoked at the time of the butt bite because Williams had climbed over the fence into the yard and repeatedly shot the dog with
    a pellet gun.

    3RD PLACE :
    Amber Carson of Lancaster , Pennsylvania because a jury ordered a
    Philadelphia restaurant to pay her $113,500 after she slipped on a spilled
    soft drink and broke her tailbone. The reason the soft drink was on the
    floor: Ms. Carson had thrown it at her boyfriend 30 seconds earlier during
    an argument. What ever happened to people being responsible for their own

    2ND PLACE :
    Kara Walton, of Claymont , Delaware sued the owner of a night club in a
    nearby city because she fell from the bathroom window to the floor, knocking
    out her two front teeth. Even though Ms. Walton was trying to sneak through the ladies room window to avoid paying the $3.50 cover charge, the jury said the night club had to pay her $12,000....oh, yeah, plus dental expenses.

    1ST PLACE :
    This year's First Place Stella Award winner was Mrs. Merv Grazinski, of Oklahoma City , Oklahoma , who purchased a new 32-foot Winnebago motor home. On her first trip home, from an OU football game, having driven on to the freeway, she set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly left the driver's seat to go to the back of the Winnebago to make herself a sandwich. Not surprisingly, the motor home left the freeway, crashed and overturned. Also not surprisingly, Mrs. Grazinski sued Winnebago for not putting in the owner's manual that she couldn't actually leave the driver's seat while the cruise control was set. The Oklahoma jury awarded her $1,750,000 PLUS a new motor home. Winnebago actually changed their manuals as a result of this suit, just incase Mrs. Grazinski has any relatives who
    might also buy a motor home.
  2. Lucrum


    Believe it or not I actually thought about checking snopes first but, given our legal system, it seemed plausible so I didn't bother.
    Your link, as far as I can tell, only debunks the cruise control one.
  3. True, maybe it's not all bullshit. But hard to know what to believe.
  4. Lucrum


    It sure is.