Nothing if the solution you seek is to get pegged. Which it often is for you Thailand sexpats. Also, see second cartoon above.
Your wife's name is Chris? Why do I need to know that? You're a pathelogical liar, is what you are. And you're obsessed with me, which it quite entertaining, because it shows how much I get to you
You are funny. That USAID was part of the US' "soft power" is really really well known. And that it can be mined forever.. Benghazi! Benghazi! Here is a USAID connected cartoon for you. It's a little abstract. Tsing won't get it.
Later in the thread sombody called you Chris, it seemed like you guys were buddies. As Zimbabwe was mentioned I noticed that keyword as I skimmed and paused to read, you know because of my fictional past there. Sick wives eh?
I don't remember that at all, but you can call me anything you want. Just don't call me late for dinner. Still, I'm once again honored you continue to read all my past posts in the attempt to "find" something on me. Waste that time! Oh, and don't forget that I was also the user/moderator Ivanovich. You can spend time looking that up, too! Be sure to report back with all of your findings. That was when I joined in 2002 or something. I honestly don't believe you have a sick wife. You claim all these things - you live in some majestic part of Columbia or something, up in the mountains where it's supposedly Elysium or something, and you have a sick wife. You claim to be rich and retired, but you spend all day every day posting on this site. So that means you either don't have a sick wife, or you're a fucking tool who wastes the time he could be spending with his wife posting to strangers what they couldn't care less about. Either way, doesn't bode well for you. Now, I'm going to go spend the rest of this wonderful day outside, as I took the back half off. The weather is positively gorgeous here in "shit hole" Tampa, and I'm going to take advantege of it. I also won't be posting on my weekend, because I'd rather enjoy the weekend, not waste it with your stupidity. But I'm sure I'll have a whole bunch of @Tsing Tao posts to come back to next week, so there's always that. Just promise not to stay up too late thinking about me, alright?
But I'm so Ronery! Now even I'm beginning to wonder how I could afford to live, even in Colombia, for a decade and post all day on ET. That Medellin is a climate "Elysium" is just how it is. That it's full of Florida twats coming to escape the climate there is a PITA.