The 5 characteristics of global warming consensus denial

Funny enough to make thinking people at least question the whole premise.

 

What's 40% of 20% again? I think that's like 8% right?

Take a wild guess what happens when the earth's greenhouse effect goes up by 8%.

 

Your head explodes?

 

We enter a lush new era of high crop yields that can sustain the growing human population.

 

We all bow down because we've just seen a miracle from God?