The 4 stages of single women in NYC

they don't appreciate nice guys like you that pine away for true love and appreciation do they?

those BIATCHES!

I have lot to offer!

LOL

 

of course those girls are after Hef just for his money, but he's also 30+ years older than they are and he looks like a freakin half-decomposed prune.

however, to me he doesn't seem desperate, he's living every man's dream. those bunnies don't look desperate, either; they could have their choice of many, many guys (look at them, they are smokin). my definition of "desperation" is when you have very few choices.

 

by older i mean if they guy could be the father of the girl...so 20+ years difference

I think he does have very few choices....it's not like he can have every pretty girl out there...in fact probably only 1% is sick enough to do it!

 

Playboy Mansion is actually an ultra expensive brothel. What do you think his parties are all about?

 

Port,

Sounds like you have been kicked you know where....ouch!:eek: :eek:

 

South Beach is a hard place to pick up a girl. I normally don't have a hard time getting someone to like me and agree to a date. I think I'm average looking and in average shape. I do have mad ass charm though and woman find me funny. I take care of myself and can pay the bills and take them to nice places. In most locations that is more then enough to get just about any woman you want. The problem in Miami is that, while in most places just have one or two of the qualities can make you stand out, so many guys in Miami really seem to have every one of them. They have great bodies, they are great looking, they have money, they are funny etc etc. Maybe I'm missing something, but thats for sure been my experience in SB.

 

Maybe you're in denial about yourself. That's some absurd shit you just wrote. SB is packed with Hoes, and that's before the drugs kick in.

 

Lol @ Anaconda trying to lecture a woman on what women want. That made my day!

 

I had to chuckle when reading this masterpiece of existential despair. As someone said, life sucks and then you die!

Anyone got any tips for avoiding this?

 

I think Port 1385 is thinking of the future as tragic because he think of no more sex. What if sex in the future being older is not wanted as much? Then it is not so tragic. Only tragic if someone think they should be having something they really do not want. Why not enjoy the day?