Thain's $230k Limo Driver!

Does that thing blow you while you're taking a shit?

 

The infamous "Blumpkin"

 

Yeah, it blows compressd air right up your butt.

 

I learned something new today. First time I heard of a "Blumpkin". Thanks Mr. Thain

 

Can't say I know anyone who ever got one but there is a word for it so I'm assuming someone did

http://www.collegestories.com/storyview.aspx?sid=3905

 

Me too. I checked around.

Looks like Howard stern was fined for using the word Blumpkin and a description on his show.

http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/date/the_blowjob_follies.phtml#283

I guess tucker max describes the act in one of his books but doesn't use the word blumpkin. I really didn't look around his web site, it might be there somewhere.

 

LOL, he wanted a commode that could walk around with him.

 

Chuck Norris shits on $35k shitters

 

Here's the toilet you've all been looking for. Enjoy. I'm gonna pick up 2 for the house.

http://www.totoneorest.com/#/neorest/

 

I made the blumpkin offer to my wife (as a joke) and she wasn't feeling it. I said "Honey, our vows did say for better or for WORSE"...and a blumpkin for her would definitely fall into the latter category.

We had a good laugh and she can't believe some poor girl out there has ever had to give one