Terrorists Learn to Carry up to 1 Kilo of Explosives in Their Rectums

I've got to stop reading these foreign newspapers...

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http://english.pravda.ru/hotspots/terror/08-10-2009/109755-explosive_rectum-0

 

that's gotta be a real learning experience, learning to implant something like that... maybe facial recognition software can sort out people with rectal discomfort...

It gives new meaning to the term "blow it out your ass" though...

 

I dunno, looks like they make a tool for that.

 

Is that sanitary?

 

That's nuthin'. Anybody from Texas could carry 20 lbs in there!

 

Dumb ass terrorists will do anything to bang 72 virgins. Wow are they stupid.