Tell me a first world country that is not socialist

that's a good one, well written in an easy to understand way that even I can comprehend.

I'm starting to like the two party system. republicans vs democrats, socialists vs capitalists. There's not a dimes bit of diference between the two, but they argue all the way down the slippery slope, and instead of sliding down, we just kind of tumble around.

 

Thanks to your vivid metaphors, Oldtime, I'm picturing Democrats and Republicans Jello wrestling.