Ted Cruz Officially Pussified

What is Cruz's problem? Does he not get enough protein?

 

His problem is he's a swamp creature that was not drained

 

Hence attracting the flies.... even indoors.

 

Beelzebub gonna eat fly and wash it down. Mmm, tasty.

 

'Sorry, folks. "Toad Cruz" may be a slimy, oleaginous reptile, but he didn't actually eat a fly on Hannity last night.'

 

you actually believe the video? C'mon man

 

I expected it was fake... I just wanted to let others know.... to be sure there was no misunderstanding.

Ted Cruz, however, is still a slimy reptile.

 

I wish it to be true and it's HILARIOUS.

 

Now we know why he went to Mexico...learn how to make Ant Chutney.

Looks like he had some prior to the TV interview.

wrbtrader

 

this is a much better edit