Media Immediately Stops Covering Ted Cruz Story After He Puts On Andrew Cuomo Mask HOUSTON, TX—Senator Ted Cruz found himself in some hot water this week after he traveled to Cancun in the middle of a Texas cold snap that left many without power. The media was hammering him relentlessly for the bad optics of flying out on vacation while his state suffered. But Cruz was one step ahead of the purported scandal, landing back in the Houston airport while wearing an Andrew Cuomo mask. As soon as the media saw him, they were all of them deceived, and immediately started apologizing for ever criticizing his trip in the first place. "Greetings, journalists, I'm Governor Andrew Cuomo, and I'm here to, uh, kill some senior citizens!" he said in his best New York-Italian accent. "Just gonna head off to some senior homes and make sure everyone there gets infected and dies. Pay me no heed!" https://babylonbee.com/news/media-i...uz-scandal-after-he-puts-on-andrew-cuomo-mask
Many people are saying Cruz is a 'closet cruzer' Ted Cruz brought his college roommate to Cancún vacation during Texas blackout Republican Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) initially tried to lie that he was only "dropping off" his children in Mexico while his state was dealing with serious natural and utility disasters. He ultimately fessed up that he wasn't going to come back to the U.S. until Saturday. Further information revealed that Cruz took his college roommate along for the weekend, Axios reported Sunday. According to the report, David Panton, Cruz's longtime friend and former roommate at Princeton University and Harvard University Law, joined the family for their beach getaway.
You know who's deeply closeted? That DeSantis fella. Had never heard him speak until recently, oh boy.
The Trump insults.Her husband kissing Trumps ass after those insults.A closeted husband.The things a women will accept for the title of The Senators wife.
I wonder which odds are higher.2 closeted Florida Governor candidates or 2 closeted South Carolina Senators
No, Ted -- the media is not obsessing over your trip due to 'Trump withdrawal' - Texans are obsessing over your trip due to electricity withdrawal. In due time, the voters are going to show you who actually has the power. Remember everything is bigger in Texas including their outrage. Ted Cruz: The Media Is Obsessing Over My Cancun Trip Because of ‘Trump Withdrawal’ THAT’S IT “They don’t know what to do, so they obsessed over my taking my girls to the beach,” Cruz told Fox News host Sean Hannity on Monday night. https://www.thedailybeast.com/ted-c...r-his-cancun-trip-because-of-trump-withdrawal
I have not followed this thread. But have y'all achieved the apparent goal of making Andrew Cuomo's situation disappear by talking about Ted Cruz? Keep trying. Governor Mengele appreciates your work.