Take it in 2 steps ... difference between pussy - cunt - bitch First, the difference between a pussy and a cunt ... Little Johnny asked his dad the difference between a pussy and a cunt. Dad took him into the bedroom where mom was sleeping, "You see that furry spot between Mom's legs? That's a pussy." Johnny says, "It looks soft, can I touch it?" Dad said, "NO, you'll wake the cunt!"
Arthur Deco, 1) you are a fool and just like anyone who gets married is a fool (see tread below and feel free to let me know if there is a good reason to marry) http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=169305&perpage=6&pagenumber=1 2) If anything you should teach her how to spend money.
An old man takes the ride up: <object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/vlT8Ks38IHE?fs=1&hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/vlT8Ks38IHE?fs=1&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object> his wife takes the ride down: <object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/fZGjQ_t6BZQ?fs=1&hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/fZGjQ_t6BZQ?fs=1&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>
A Little Johnny joke. Most of you are too jung to have ever heard them. Teacher says, "Today, class, we are going to learn to identify things by how they taste. Little Janie, close your eyes and open your mouth, and I will put something in it for you to taste, and you tell me what it is!" Teacher puts a slice of apple in Little Janie's mouth. "Teacher, I don't know what it is! Please give me a hint!" "Well, it's round and red and grows on trees." "I know! It's an apple!" "Very good, Little Janie! Now Little Jackie, close your eyes and open your mouth and I will put something in it for you to taste!" She puts in a Hershey's chocolate kiss. "Teacher, I don't know what it is! Please give me a hint!" "It's what your Mommy gives your Daddy every night before they go to sleep!" Little Johhny cries out, "Spit it out, Jackie, it's a piece of ass."
'Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,' the divorce Court Judge said, 'And I've decided to give your wife $775 a week,' 'That's very fair, your honor,' the husband said. 'And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself.'