Taxes

Discussion in 'Politics' started by 88888accountant, Feb 25, 2008.

  1. TAXES



    Tax his land, Tax his bed,

    Tax the table At which he's fed.



    Tax his tractor, Tax his mule,

    Teach him taxes Are the rule.



    Tax his cow, Tax his goat,

    Tax his pants, Tax his coat.



    Tax his ties, Tax his shirt,

    Tax his work, Tax his dirt.



    Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink,

    Tax him if he Tries to think.



    Tax his cigars, Tax his beers,

    If he cries, then Tax his tears.



    Tax his car, Tax his gas,

    Find other ways To tax his ass



    Tax all he has Then let him know

    That you won't be done Till he has no dough.



    When he screams and hollers, Then tax him some more,

    Tax him till He's good and sore.



    Then tax his coffin , Tax his grave,

    Tax the sod in Which he's laid.



    Put these words upon his tomb,

    ' Taxes drove me to my doom...'



    When he's gone, Do not relax,

    Its time to apply The inheritance tax.



    Accounts Receivable Tax

    Building Permit Tax

    CDL license Tax

    Cigarette Tax

    Corporate Income Tax

    Dog License Tax

    Excise Taxes

    Federal Income Tax

    Federal Unemployment Tax

    Fishing License Tax

    Food License Tax

    Fuel Permit Tax

    Gasoline Tax

    Gross Receipts Tax

    Hunting License Tax

    Income tax

    Inheritance Tax

    Inventory Tax

    Liquor Tax

    Luxury Taxes

    Marriage License Tax

    Medicare Tax

    Personal Property Tax

    Property Tax

    Real Estate Tax

    Service Charge Tax

    Social Security Tax

    Road Usage Tax

    Sales Tax

    Recreational Vehicle Tax

    School Tax

    Unemployment Tax

    Telephone Federal Excise Tax

    Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax

    Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes

    Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax

    Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax

    Telephone Provincial and Local tax


    Telephone Usage Charge Tax

    Utility Taxes

    Vehicle License Registration Tax

    Vehicle Sales Tax

    Watercraft Registration Tax

    Well Permit Tax

    Workers Compensation Tax






    STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

    Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.



    What the hell happened? Can you spell 'politicians!'

    And.... I still have to 'press 1' for English.
     
  2. 1913
     
  3. woodrow? lol, yeah probably, mass psychology has put us in a boiling pot with all the other frogs.

    :(
     
  4. It all got its start way before that. Try Alexander Hamilton as the first fork in the road
     
  5. well.. it has been a battle between the true patriots and the intl bankers. thats why they tried to assassinate Jackson.
     
  6. It seem pretty obvious that if you tax on gross and not net you bankrupt. Isnt it just as simple as that? Life is nuts. lol