'tard in the patent office

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by stock777, Feb 16, 2012.

  1. Carbonite (CARB) has been awarded its first Patent by the United States Patent and Trademark Office describing overlay icons which indicate backup status of a user's files and folders.

    wow, you can patent shit like that?
  2. Patent Attorney


    In other news:

    "Death ray, my ass!" exclaimed the patent lawyer, leaning back inside his office window. "It doesn't even slow them down!"
  3. Air travel security method, system and device.

    (seat taser)

    .....remotely activatable electric shock device on each of the passengers in position to deliver a disabling electrical shock when activated

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