tampa's "short skirt" trades...

Discussion in 'Journals' started by tampa, Sep 28, 2002.

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  1. CAT-scan... dude, that pussy is hurting your bottom line.

    i had some sick lovebirds and the vet wanted megga bucks to overnight blood samples via avion to test for birdy AIDS... i figured if they had AIDS, they'd croak anyway, so i blew the money on myself. glad to say that they didnt die and are producing lovebirdy chicks, which i promptly sell through the local fishwrap! even if the CAT-scan comes back clean, id get rid of it anyway - that pussy has gone BAD!

    :cool:
     
    #551     Nov 28, 2002
  2. tampa

    tampa


    What kind of a jerk are you? There is no such thing as bad pussy...

    Oh' I get it now. I see what you mean - never mind.
     
    #552     Nov 28, 2002
  3. Despite all the name calling, I see that you heeded my advice from an earlier post. I knew that the "coiled spring up your short skirt" would eventually lead to "harmonic vibration".
     
    #553     Nov 28, 2002
  4. tampa

    tampa

    Funny, very funny Subliminal - too bad you couldn't display a flare for humor in your Journal...

    And no, you can't come back to the chat room - so there...
     
    #554     Nov 28, 2002
  5. tampa

    tampa

    08:41

    I am one with nature, and nature is one with me!

    I have my star charts, 2002 Moon Almanac, calipers, sextant, and a 5 pound bag of sunflower seeds (One can’t be “in touch” with nature while munching on potato chips.)

    Let the market begin, I can feel the Harmonic Vibrations already!
     
    #555     Nov 29, 2002
  6. tampa

    tampa

    11:43

    With Saturn trine Mars, Mister Pesavento says that it is best to be long whenever Jupiter’s Red Spot is visible from Earth. Well I live in Florida, you know, The Sunshine State, but it’s just my luck that it’s cloudy today, so I’m not sure how I’m going to know when that damn Red Spot can be seen!

    And then he gets to talking about some guy named Gartly or Gotlieb, or something and Bullish Butterflies. Well entomology was not my best subject in school, so already I am lost.

    So I’m sitting here with star charts all over my desk, and on the floor, everywhere – I damn near put my eye out with the calipers, pinched myself several times trying to use the sextant, and even worse, eating all those sunflower seeds has given me “the runs”.

    I keep hoofing it outside, looking up to see if the cloud cover has passed – it hasn’t. I don’t have one damn trade to show for my efforts, but now my frickin’ neck is stiff from all the looking up at the sky!

    Maybe I better look into some other methods – does anyone know anything about Merry Math? I mean, can you really make any money with it?

    I called Mister Pesavento to tell him about all the trouble I was having. He suggested I get a neck brace, and then the line went dead,
     
    #556     Nov 29, 2002
  7. My understanding is that if you have made it only as far as 8th grade math then Merry Math is just the system you've been looking for. If, however, you have dabbled in the Calculus it may not be what you are looking for.

    ~EC


    Check it out: http://www.murreymathtrading.com/
     
    #557     Nov 29, 2002
  8. tampa

    tampa


    I had my heart and soul set on something at a 4th Grade level, but I'll check it out - Thanx
     
    #558     Nov 29, 2002
  9. tampa

    tampa

    I've got to make this quick, I'm on battery backup - the damn power company just turned off the electric.

    If anyone knows if this Merry Math can make me some real money, and in a hurry, please PM me, no on second thought send a post card to: Ro
     
    #559     Nov 29, 2002
  10. tampa

    tampa

    Got the electricity back on this morning – ran an extension cord from my neighbor’s patio outlet.

    No wonder I had a tough time digging up the info on this Merry Math - I found out that his name is Murrey. So I go to his web site, and learn why Murrey is so merry – his software costs $750.00! But that’s not all! $100 a month for trading classes. $60 a month for Tips and Predictions. And $30 a month for Astrological stuff. Plus $78 for a manual, and $49.50 for a learning CD. Wow, that’s some serious cash.

    And if you want to make Murrey even merryer, you can have him come to your town to do a personal seminar for 10 large!

    I don’t know man – that’s an awful lot of merriment, if you ask me. Plus he says you gotta be at least a Grammar School graduate to understand the stuff.

    Maybe I better try something else?

    Does anyone use Oscar Valise or Pristine – whatever...or how about that Bernstein dude?
     
    #560     Nov 30, 2002
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