tampa's Revenge

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  1. matilda

    matilda

    Yeah and look how long it took gb to get his way.

    Shows you how lucrative the esignal honeypot is.

    Isn't it funny how Woodie has to rename standard indicators with his own names - ghost for 'head and shoulders' - vegas for 'adam and eve' - plateau for 'hook'. Now the sidewinder appears which is a combination of 34ema and lsma.

    It all adds to the mystique and attraction for desperate newbies.
     
    #341     Dec 31, 2004
  2. tampa

    tampa

    ...can't we all just get along?


    ...and could we hold the chart questions until after market hours?
     
    #342     Dec 31, 2004
  3. tampa

    tampa

    It’s about ten after ten this morning – I’m sitting here trying to scalp a point or two out of the YM. It’s not going too bad – I was only down $365.00 on 48 round turns – when my screen goes black.

    Oh fudge,! The wife must be playing games again, I thought. Just then, out of the corner of my eye, I see a guy from the power company climbing down the pole out front. This must be my lucky day! So I open the window, and called out: Hey, my electricity just went out. He says: Tell me something I don’t know, Mister Einstein. I just shut it off – try paying your bill next time.

    At just that moment, the wife appears in my office door. Lightening bolts are shooting from her eyes. She lunges across the room and starts to choke me, while she’s screaming: Why didn’t you pay the bill?

    But my little love muffin, I struggled, there are tough choices to make in life. My face was red, I was gasping for air, when she let go and said: Choices? What choices?

    It was between paying the electric bill. or my data feed, I pleaded to no avail. Again she started to choke me – this time even harder.. The last thing I remember was the room spinning, and her screaming and screeching.

    I awoke, several hours later in a heap on the floor. All three of my new flat screen monitors were shattered, my CPU sat in the trash can next to the desk, my modem was nowhere to be found

    But what was I to do? Had I not paid for the data, it would have been turned off. I thought I had made the right choice.

    This is an ominous beginning to the New Year.
     
    #343     Dec 31, 2004
  4. Your usual morning routine, no?
     
    #344     Dec 31, 2004
  5. I still have a gooseberry pie recipe to help you out on your next bake sale. My main concerns are your health issues. These ravages against your fragile trading ego can only serve to make you more susceptible to attornis ravenosis. I'd be keeping a close eye on the comings and goings of your gentle missus if i were you.
     
    #345     Dec 31, 2004
  6. tampa

    tampa


    ...it's better than waking to the sound of trucks passing overhead - like some people I know (if you get my drift)
     
    #346     Dec 31, 2004
  7. Would I be considered an accomplice if I sent your wife some piano wire?
     
    #347     Dec 31, 2004
  8. tampa

    tampa

    ...don't go messing with the piano at the shelter - they need it for singing the hymns,
     
    #348     Dec 31, 2004
  9. bub

    bub

    tampa and Mr. S trading zingers. Life is good. Sigh..... damn I'm starting to tear up. Happy New Year to both of you!
     
    #349     Dec 31, 2004
  10. GCast

    GCast Guest

    This journal is trash
     
    #350     Dec 31, 2004
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