Talmud

Discussion in 'Religion and Spirituality' started by RainMaker3000, Jan 14, 2020.

  1. .sigma

    .sigma

    I wouldn’t say the Gospel of Thomas is the word of God because it’s not canonized
     
    #11     Jan 30, 2020
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  2. LOL
     
    #12     Jan 30, 2020
  3. An extension to the technicality: The question is if a person you have bound/ so he might die out hunger frees himself/he is required to eat those that bound him and their children. He will allege that his beginning is their end...gemera not kalmera
     
    #13     Dec 26, 2021
  4. He might walk next to the cows because he likes their milk, mistake no one that the yods will find themselves in a bucket of shit trying to find the mistawaot in the piss, don't take me for a fool, for fools took me for another one and found themselves underneath the earth...they claim to know me, but then again would they act if they knew me? le me med know Talmu du le ju awaki naw...take me for giflite & you'll find yourself in the goyim's fun day ya....LMAO...when I say hav' ae you say yod...when I say ha' bae you say ve ha...hahahha...

     
    #14     Jan 1, 2022
  5. The hym on the verse is not equal to the word on the page, they're singing while I'm reading

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    #15     Jan 14, 2022
  6. A Jewish woman gave me a business card with this picture on it... does it mean she's going to grant me 3 wishes? I know Jewish people own a lot of shit, but I know a lot of shit can cause a lot of problems...what should I do? How do I tell Jeni that I already have what I need and that cooking with a lot of shit is not going to change the fact of things...

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    #16     Jan 19, 2022
  7. As they say , they get the "bar mitzvaha out of the butt mitvaha", it all in the anals of history while the merkab is getting hood winked into a hanka anic night...
     
    #17     Jan 19, 2022
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    WELL, wisely, they did not jump the gun, so to speak, on stoning the bull or stoning anyone .
    Its like old farmer said to the gov agent '' i would not go into my back pasture, even though your paperwork says you can:D:D:caution::caution: ''........................................................................
     
    #18     Jan 31, 2022
  9. The paperwork doesn't add up, it's like I own the goose but they're getting all the eggs, am I supposed to accept scrambled eggs as payment? The idea was that the egg would become the geese. Well, the geese know how to lay the golden egg but can't read the paperwork. Which came first the golden egg or the goose? I know some will have goose bumps over the idea kus kus can be actually gold, but then again "ar beit das mak u free" was the motto when they left me frank furt, well this "ain't" shinshetsel...its the muse tefa in gonder talking alot trash so he can piss on everyone.....when it rains it rains, it makes the trash look cleaner...
     
    #19     Feb 1, 2022
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  10. 10/09/1999 - 10/11/1999, I'm going to burn the swine with the parasite, then they'll ask themselves "why didn't we give him his American Apple Pie, instead of stone?", and he'll tell them, I don't fuck something that is made to eat like the swine...cancer fits the year all add...110, try again, the war is coming will see if bobby and julie are brave in the middle east, its not my fault the swine likes the parasite, that's why dealing with the swine is unlawful..you should know that...now get the going because the going is gone....

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    #20     Feb 1, 2022