How much did the IP proxy server subscription set you back? Well, at least the ruse kept you from a few days of inevitable losses.
I fly private. They can accommodate. It's actually a rocket from SpaceX. I can't find a Belizean IP proxy server so I have changed my itinerary to The Bahamas. Yeah, all set.
When you have folds of fat that are infested with lice, I shall tell the truth, not once... but twice!