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Well done Jack, you were able to get Greatmatez locked in the basement once again

 

Jack, don't forget to slide some food under the door for GreatMatez. He must be starving...burning all those calories resurrecting old threads about you on ET

 

Ok, if those are the products you need GreatMatez, I'll run out to the store and fetch them from you. Don't for one minute think we are letting you out of this basement

 

Since you already told me what aisle they are in, it should not be hard to find what you need

 

Jack, I think you neglected to feed GreatMatez last night. I discovered him eating dead crickets he found under the rug in the basement

 

GreatMatez has been locked in the basement too long, he's starting to mix people up!

 

GM, I'll let you out for 30 mins of play time but then it's right back to the basement!

 

I just slid some grizzled fatty steak scraps under the door for you GreatMatez. When you are done sweating Hershey, they'll be there for you to snack on. If you're thirsty, there's some water in the toilet bowl

 

Sucked Ras in beautifully

 

Graphicfart, get back in that basement you little rascal you