Well, congratulations on your new child Mr. Surf! At times you can be a real assholer, but we have to tip our hat to a new parent. Just please do us all a favor...Assure that the first book you make your child read is not "Beat The Machines". Start off with Dr. Seuss stuff, yeah? lol!
Dr Seuss is a commie lol. Surf.... buy the kid one toy. ONE. Keep his/her room uncluttered. None of all the BS our culture conditions you to think you need to buy. One toy. A keyboard. Trust me... I'm right. It unlocks the brain in a myriad of ways that have yet to be discovered. I have proof from a lifelong observation of this. If a kid has only one toy, they will master it. Let em. This is not about music...its about the brain. This is The most important post you will ever read. You owe me.
If you have a son please name him John Connor so that he may truly Beat The Machines and save our future.
View attachment 172392 Not Johny Goodboy from Battlefield Earth? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battlefield_Earth_(novel)