get multiple fulltime jobs at large corporations. you need to make sure these corps are physically located close together. for example, pepsico is on floor 17 and allstate is on floor 18 of the same building; get a fulltime job at both and just go up and down all day. usually the work at such places is non-existent anyway
The fool who knows he is a fool is truly a wise man. That level of self awareness is exceptional in itself.
He should go into local government, no question. Gold-plated pensions, 100% job security, very low workload, higher pay than equivalent private sector job/skills.
I will major in primary education and be part of a teachers' union. Kids if u are nice to them, they won't know u are an idiot.
If you are not handicapped, I would suggest training to become a punt returner in the NFL. There are guys who can't spell their own names making millions doing this for a living.
From what I have heard, civil-service union jobs are the absolute best of all possible worlds for near-morons or total morons.
white collar crime seems like a good option. if you get it right, you make bank. if you get it wrong, hey, at least you got a place to sleep at night with all the lovin' you can handle.