I can't remember having to endure a lamer series of ads than yesterday's pathetic collection of super Bowl ads. I hardly know where to begin in criticizing them. Virtually all of them shared some elements of dumb, offensive, lame, pointless and generally just garbage. Even GoDaddy managed to screw up. If your whole ad budget is devoted to a girl with big shoulders and humongous boobs, at least show her to us. I would say the worst was that heart ad. Never mentioned a product, as near as i can recall, and it was really just uncomfortable. Chevy ads were silly, to be charitable. Certainly wouldn't make me want to buy anything they're selling. ETrade ad was trying way too hard. The ad made no sense unless you already fully understood the point they were trying to make, ie that they pay more interest than banks. Advertisers, feel free to contact me via PM. I have a couple of hours free time, which will be more than enough to come up with something better for next year.