Stock up on canned food for stock market crash, warns former government adviser

Discussion in 'Wall St. News' started by JTrades, Aug 24, 2015.

  1. JTrades

    JTrades

    Well done, lads. Excellent food / survival tactics.

    Now to decide on our rally points before the comms go down. I'd suggest obvious locations that are easy for all to find.

    Once at the designated rally points we can deploy what is known as Operation ET Recovery - Code Black, which will allow critical trading and P&R threads to continue to function.
     
    Last edited: Aug 24, 2015
    #21     Aug 24, 2015
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  2. EPrado

    EPrado

    There can only be one rally point. I'm pretty sure most of you would agree. If we are gonna go out....go out the right way.

    Las Vegas.
     
    #22     Aug 24, 2015
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  3. sheda

    sheda

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
    #23     Aug 24, 2015
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  4. JTrades

    JTrades

    A last gasp for air before this market collapse-triggered megathrust earthquake implodes us all into the abyss and comms go down (according to TA).

    On a lighter note, east coast rally point confirmed as the Surf Shack, nr Palm Beach, FL.

    Look for a giant burger drawn in the sand.
     
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    #24     Aug 28, 2015
  5. SunTrader

    SunTrader

    And Cabana Boy grown up Elian Gonzalez.
     
    #25     Aug 29, 2015

  6. That would be because of everyone else that didn't stock up on canned food needing the human jerky sooner. Longer you stay inside, longer your not that jerky.
     
    #26     Aug 29, 2015
  7. sheda

    sheda

    He can announce a crisis now, why did he not announce the sale of the majority of the uks gold to the market well before it happened when he was adviser top god-dam-brown in the treasury? Oh..yea he did, useless twats.
     
    #27     Aug 30, 2015
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  8. destriero

    destriero

    Did you make it to the comet?
     
    #28     Apr 12, 2023
  9. nitrene

    nitrene

    This is one of the strangest threads on ET. Another "crash" thread I guess. Was this based on the Yuan devaluation in August 2015?
     
    #29     Apr 12, 2023
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  10. %%
    THEY say mountain lion is quite tasty:D:D I also like purple turnips + turnip greens.
    I like canned tuna[oil] venison, TX-Mex chili beans bar-b-q venison, fresh bass if possible.Dove + crappie is quite good but not much of that lately.
    Prince Albert spicy sardines, cant get those anymore+ but LBR said never bring $200 stinking sardines home LOL:D:D
     
    #30     Apr 13, 2023