Steps In Overcoming Masturbation

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by chuck.ells, Jun 19, 2007.

  1. Not anymore so than Puyallup or Enumclaw. On both counts.

    Then there's Concrete...

    But my favorite name for a town is Athol, pronounced "athhhhole" (as in asshole with a lisp), Idaho. What a godforsaken place.
     
    #21     Jun 21, 2007
  2. i know people there..
     
    #22     Jun 22, 2007
  3. just think of oreilly face when ya got the urge to spank the monkey.
     
    #23     Jun 22, 2007
  4. Ooops. I remembered this rainfall thing wrong. Actually, Sequim
    only has an average of less than 15" of rain per year.
     
    #24     Jun 22, 2007
  5. gnome

    gnome

    Jeez. And I thought "Mormanism" was all about a basement full of groceries.
     
    #25     Jul 2, 2007
  6. rock1968

    rock1968

    Haha that might require a lot of intensive research..
     
    #26     Jul 2, 2007
  7. When I was a kid, there was a family 2 houses down that had what
    looked like their whole garage filled with cans of food. No room for their cars.

    At the time I didn't understand. It seemed pretty weird though.
     
    #27     Jul 2, 2007
  8. So you actually obeyed the book? Well, at least you didn't go blind...:p
     
    #28     Jul 2, 2007
  9. Men who masturbate frequently significantly reduce their chances of developing prostate cancer, researchers have found.

    The researchers from the Nutmeg Council of Impaired Vision, said they believed frequent ejaculation cleared potentially carcinogenic chemicals from the prostate but could be potentially hazardous on whatever it lands. So watch out for Grandma's linens!!!!!

    Dr Stunata, the council's head of cancer epidemiology, told a news agency their researchers interviewed several posters on ET and several thousand jerk offs on Yahoo over the last several weeks.

    Those who ejaculated more than five times a week, he said, were a third less likely to develop prostate cancer and are now eliligble for our Survivor contest.

    "It's great news for men and certainly we don't think ejaculation is going to cause any harm. You certainly won't go blind," he said.

    Dr Stunata said frequent ejaculation prevented semen from building up in the ducts in the prostate gland, where it could potentially become a hearing problem, huh?

    The study found men who had masturbated frequently in their 20s were the least likely to develop prostate cancer but hey 50, 60, (anyone have a formula?) no one needs to know your real age. Not like they check Id's, it's really never too late for preventive measures.

    Stunata, however, said the preventative effect appeared to relate only to masturbation and did not seen to extend to men who had sex frequently.
     
    #29     Jul 2, 2007
  10. Step 1 get a picture of Hillary Clinton

    Step 2 every time you get the urge to masturbate, look at the picture
     
    #30     Jul 12, 2007