Spyware attacks

thats cause the virus writers are afraid of the kool aid drinking mac lovers. they might hit them with their purses if they get attacked.

 

That's the way to go. You can always have another laptop nearby to surf the web and check email. Especially useful during those "watching paint dry" periods of the day.

 

cause you going too far with midgets
red tube should be more than enough for daytrader.