Spanking the monkey POLL

Am I glad I am not a man.
Gee guys, get you head out of your crotches.
And stop scratching your armpits.
Haven't you ever heard of women?

 

Jerking off is faster, less expensive and my hand is always available.

 

Aphie, are you sure your aren't my ex-husband?

 

LMAO!!! You Go Girl!

 

I knew you had to be an expert in something.

 

I'm sorry, I just couldn't handle living with someone who required sex constantly. Men need some quiet time.

 

If you can't beat the market, you may as well beat yourself.

Runningbear

 

Are you sure you're 25, Aph? Maybe you're really 40 and married and didn't know it

 

Not the man I am married to.

 

Hey, don't insult us old married guys!!!

Highly recommended. Did it twice. Was widowed the first time, then single for 4 years in between, then re-married. I figure any woman who can put up with me all the time, and who I still want in my bed after I am done.....we have a winner! Besides, if I wasn't married, I would never have a way of knowing I was always wrong.

rs7