Spanking the monkey POLL

Discussion in 'Politics' started by candletrader, Sep 25, 2002.

  1. bobcathy1

    bobcathy1 Guest

    Am I glad I am not a man.
    Gee guys, get you head out of your crotches.
    And stop scratching your armpits.
    Haven't you ever heard of women?
    :p :p :p :p
    #31     Nov 9, 2002
  2. Jerking off is faster, less expensive and my hand is always available.
    #32     Nov 9, 2002
  3. bobcathy1

    bobcathy1 Guest

    Aphie, are you sure your aren't my ex-husband?:p
    #33     Nov 9, 2002

  4. LMAO!!! You Go Girl!:D
    #34     Nov 9, 2002
  5. I knew you had to be an expert in something.
    #35     Nov 9, 2002
  6. I'm sorry, I just couldn't handle living with someone who required sex constantly. Men need some quiet time.
    #36     Nov 10, 2002
  7. If you can't beat the market, you may as well beat yourself.

    #37     Nov 10, 2002
  8. Are you sure you're 25, Aph? Maybe you're really 40 and married and didn't know it :D
    #38     Nov 10, 2002
  9. bobcathy1

    bobcathy1 Guest

    Not the man I am married to.:D
    #39     Nov 10, 2002
  10. rs7


    Hey, don't insult us old married guys!!!


    Highly recommended. Did it twice. Was widowed the first time, then single for 4 years in between, then re-married. I figure any woman who can put up with me all the time, and who I still want in my bed after I am done.....we have a winner! Besides, if I wasn't married, I would never have a way of knowing I was always wrong.

    #40     Nov 10, 2002