Discussion in 'Politics' started by candletrader, Sep 25, 2002.
Jerking off builds up cock muscles...
These are both words of great wisdom. LOL!
Getting married might work to. I haven't done the NPV on it yet though nor do I have any practical experience.
Perhaps rs7 can enlighten us...
Spank the Monkey Breakdown for the week 09/23 to 09/27:
Total spanks = 14 (12 during market hours)
Celebatory spanks related to profitable trading periods: 5
Boredom jerk-offs during choppy periods: 7
Actual sexual encounters with females (as opposed to with my hand): 1
Spunk on keyboard, monitor, or floor: 2
a) Reward to Spank ratio: 7.1%... 1/14, much room exists for improvement
b) Discipline ratio: 85.7% ... 12/14, excellent discipline displayed, sticking to spank activity during market hours very well
c) Positive to negative emotion ratio: 41.7% ... 5 /(5+7), this is a proxy for profitability deflated by market choppiness...a consistently high ratio through all market conditions shows a good adaptability to various market conditions... the 41.7% is on the low side, and much work remains to be done in this department... unlike with an aggregate profitability indicator, the use of a Spank the Monkey Choppiness Deflator allows for more meaningful comparisons of success between periods of contrasting market activity...
d) Technical Issues ratio: 14.3%... 2/14, last week had a couple of technical issues, but no permanent damage was done...
Candle, now you are more funny than Optional777!
How can you shoot on the monitor? You won't see the charts, big white bullish candles!
You should sell "Spank the Monkey" Trading System. With spank stops and shooting ( profit ) targets. When trader should have long, short... Just like Pristine.com you should offer "Private Mentorship" and Coaching Program... ( available for hot chicks only at special discounted price $9.95 per hour! )
It's the reason we choke the chicken in the first place
Don't make pleasure sound like pain :eek:
how do you guys prevent your jizz getting all over your seat?
I catch it in tissue paper as it spurts out...
Too much info
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