Spagetti ala Madoff

http://www.linkedin.com/news?actionBar=&sik=1242692344285&aIdx=0&articleID=36728453&goback=.hom

 

http://acrimoney.com/?p=797


wrong link earlier, sorry!


part promise and 12 percent earnings, year in, year out
3 vats of baloney
plenty of pork
a yacht named “Bull,” and other accouterments of great wealth alla marinara (Italian phrase meaning “sailor-style”)
4 or 5 cups of feeder funds
oodles of noodles, and
a dash of 950 percent returns
Directions
In a large broker-dealer, mix all ingredients and simmer for thirty years or so. Stir slowly, drink fine red wine, and .........................

 

is anyone here an investor with madoff? the smaller the better for a potential national article.