Sometimes It's The Little Things In Life That Can Piss Me Off

I knew you were going to say that, but Libertarian here.

 

You have the brain of a child

 

4) I don't expect too much from the drivers around me, but it would be nice if most would understand just the basic concept of Kinetic Energy or Momentum.

You see, when you're driving a heavy truck, say a cement truck on the highway and you're going 65 MPH ONLY TEN FEET FROM MY BUMPER and I have to for some reason slow down or stop quickly, YOU CANNOT BRAKE AS FAST AS I CAN AND YOU ARE GOING TO KILL ME AND MY WHOLE FAMILY, YOU PHYSICS CHALLENGED DUMB MOTHER F#@%kER !!

 

Don't fight the half-aisle-wide, lard ass women.
Buy twice as many snacks and join em!

 

Hmmm. Any chance that you have tool envy???

 

5) Please, please, please, if you're a fat woman (not you spindr0) do not wear tight pants that make you look like someone stuffed cottage cheese into a pair of panty hose.

Unfortunately, its a male thing that we must look (even if its just a millisecond) at EVERY woman's ass that we pass by. So, try to help us out.

 

Better that than the brain of a goat, eh? (No offense.)

 

He gets his tools from Home Depot. I get mine from the Love Shack. No just kidding.

 

Look at the bright side. With pants or panty hose on, you can hear them coming... SQUISH SQUISH SQUISH

 

Butter fingers.