Hm... well I guess that's better than fucking yourself in your own ass. I may have tried to suck my own dick once but I guess my dick is not long enough to reach my mouth. As Dice Clay says, "If I could suck my own dick I'd never leave my house." I did have some cum shoot in my mouth one time by accident while masturbating in the shower on my back - you know wide open mouth moaning ---- that was bizzarre. What I meant was, what was your most erotic experience with a female? A HUMAN female.