don't worry, the patient is already DEAD!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... http://www.le.ac.uk/pathology/teach/va/welcome.html
gee ... my symptoms ..let's see ... hmmmmmm... excessive libido, preoccupation of those that i can't have (mostly), constant fantasizing, uncontrollable urges ... need i go on? OK Doctor Cathy, what's my diagnosis? ps let's see if you get it right
I suggest a face lift, tummy tuck and maybe some hair removal on your back. Some nice threads, a fast and expensive car and maybe a Rolex. Wear 100 dollar bills in your suit pocket instead of a hanky. This should help that nasty overactive libido problem. Gold diggers throw around a lot of free nookie. And they might help with those fantasies
Doc Cathy, thanks for your response but as the Resident Doc in charge of rounds this month I must give you a "D" because you missed the obvious and most likely diagnosis... that being .... I am a MAN. never, NEVER overlook the obvious and simplest explanation that encompasses all the symptomatology. ps on second thought perhaps i was a bit harsh on you. i will raise you grade to a "C" for the simple reason you have provided a possible effective "treatment" for my little problem and even though you never offered a concise diagnosis you did imply one. now if you are willing to do a little extra credit work just b/w you & me perhaps i could do even better than a "C". you know, kinda help me with my treatment. are you game? LOL
Hmmm....that is not correct. Women have that kind of problem too and I would recommend a similar treatment regimen. Hope fully their hair is not on their backs.