Douchey or Cool? I'd use the "poll" feature, but i never could figure it out. (Note: I'm bald as a babies bottom, an me chin whiskers grow out gray... )
I may be wrong but I think it's goatee. And again I maybe wrong but I think goatee and Van Dyke although commonly used interchangeably are technically different. "Van Dyke is a style of facial hair named after 17th century Flemish painter Anthony van Dyck. A Van Dyke consists of a mustache and goatee." I grew a van dyke several years ago, which includes a bunch of gray. My wife thinks I look better now than ten years ago. From the neck up anyway.
Not sure what a goutee is, but nothing wrong with a goatee. As with anything, one size does not fit all. Get an opinion from several women folk, and if they say it looks good then keep it. But for god's sake, make sure you keep it maintained. You might try this: http://www.goateesaver.com/
I deserve that , I'll be the first to admit.... I did, however, get the proper spelling of "douchy" correct though, right? No goAtee ... I'll need to quit my job and start distilling my own moonshine first