So I'm Drinking Remy Martin Black Pearl w/this Dutch Supermodel...

marketsurfer · Jun 2, 2009

you're talented, bylo. enjoyed!

surf

nazzdack · Jun 2, 2009

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.....the difference between a model and a supermodel, and just what is that diff??
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The supermodel will only drink the "Louis the 13th". A model will be content with the VSOP or XO.

atticus · Jun 2, 2009

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...and she bends over and whispers this question in my ear...

'Wat doet u voor het leven?,' her sweet and lustly hot voice beckons softly...

(The music is pulsating in the club, deep bass, people relaxed and in a nice mood, money dripping like honey everywhere with the hottest tail in every seat or on the floor)

I tell her, in my broken Dutch, that I made some money in real estate in the U.S. when times were good, because I stayed away from debt, and cashed most of my properties out when times were good, and am keeping a low profile for now, with the world's economy in a rare and unknowable state (I even reference Rumsfeld's famous 'known unknown; unknown knowns' speech).

So she throws her drink in my face (there's about $3,400 USD of my fricken' money down the drain), slaps me, and tells me that she only dates winners -

- and she sexily saunters over to the guy decked out in Hugo Boss and dripping in 24 karat and dual triple studded 3 ct diamond ear rings, who is known by some as ' El Chupacabra,' but won't give his real name, but who turned $277.19 into $187,000,000.00 USD in 9 months time, posting his P&L log on a website called 'EliteTrader' along the way.

How could this be? Has the world gone mad?

I retire for the night, heading back to my modest (but at least paid for, thankfully) digs, wondering how it all went so terribly wrong...

But alas, tomorrow is another day, and maybe the worm will turn.
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They sell Hugo Boss at Costco.

ByLoSellHi · Jun 2, 2009

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you're talented, bylo. enjoyed!

surf
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Full disclosure: Your roadkill thread was the inspiration behind the nickname for Mystery Man X she dumped me for.

'El Chupacabra'

ByLoSellHi · Jun 2, 2009

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They sell Hugo Boss at Costco.
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Yes, another reason the whole night and episode was so disturbing.

Scataphagos · Jun 2, 2009

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The supermodel will only drink the "Louis the 13th". A model will be content with the VSOP or XO.
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Sounds right. (What kind of model drinks Bud Light?)

I'd never heard of Black Pearl until today.... found it for <$30,000 on the web...

marketsurfer · Jun 2, 2009

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Full disclosure: Your roadkill thread was the inspiration behind the nickname for Mystery Man X she dumped me for.

'El Chupacabra'
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great name!

trackstar · Jun 2, 2009

LOL awesome.

Mnphats · Jun 2, 2009

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Been there too, in my youth. I knew I was going to get laid at this party 10 yrs ago by a girl I had been "into" for a few years. I thought the best way to play it cool and keep down the anticipation while waiting for all the others to leave the party (it was her house) was to drink as many ice houses as possible. Later on that night, they caught up to me. Fortunately she gave me another chance the next morning
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Wow, Ice house. Boy does that bring back memories. Wasn't quite right for a few days after drinking that shit.

ByLoSellHi · Jun 2, 2009

Ice House and Old English were the only malted beverages that ever gave me a hangover before I was done with my 2nd one.

Nasty stuff.