So I profited 820 dollars on a deep ITM options spread and received this email from Tastytrade

Discussion in 'Options' started by Con1991, Apr 22, 2024.

  1. It is a shame that you are not a Floridian, you would have made meme generators proud.
    It is definitely a miss. I agree with you.
     
    #221     May 4, 2024
  2. Did your boyfriend confuse lube with Carolina Reaper hot sauce? Your spastic twitching seems like it has an external cause.

    [yawn] Your absence of any sign of intelligence, wit, humor, or worth is getting deadly boring. If you want to continue trying for the position of ass-clown, you'll need to step up. I'll give you one more chance; if you fail to amuse me - as you've failed at life - I'll pitch you back into the tip you crawled out of.

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    #222     May 4, 2024
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  3. Ah! So you sent me to your ignore list before, but for some reason you qualified me to someone that you would like to follow.

    There are some signs of a good heart in that caveman personality. I am kind of proud of you.
     
    #223     May 4, 2024
  4. Do what? [LOL] Boy, your hallucinations are getting the better of you. Here, have a chill pill specifically designed for you.

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    Make sure to follow it up by going outside for the first time this year and touching grass. Maybe stare at the big blue ceiling in wonder (and I don't mean your usual "can I stain it the same way I did the ceiling over my bed" variety), take a lungful of the fresh stuff that normal people breathe.

    Eeewww. Admiration from a skeeze like you would normally mean that I'm doing something wrong - but since it's about as sincere as your protestations of love for your 30th customer of the night, I'll just disregard it.

    Since I know you're jittering about it, I'll graciously let you know: your clown act this time was at least mildly amusing. You may keep going for now, but I'll have my finger resting on that trapdoor button.
     
    #224     May 4, 2024
  5. Overnight

    Overnight

    Now you've done it. You posted that Spock meme while attempting to extort me for money on bad music? You have NO IDEA how much ammo I have against you in this case...



    Ask for a case dismissal with prejudice...please? I cannot stand hearing this evidence against you. Ack!
     
    #225     May 4, 2024
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  6. <random Spockage clipped>

    Damn, bro... I surrender, horse and foot. That was as weird as snake suspenders. :D:D:D

    I usually appreciate your musical posts from afar as an abstract art of sorts, where I only see the most tenuous connection (and even that, rarely) between the topic and the... whatever... that you post. You clearly know your subject - even though I'm totally confused about what the subject is. :sneaky: This time, though, you hit the "hilarious retro weirdness" bullseye. Kol Hakavod, as my people say!

    I do, however, take judicial notice of you calling industrial grinding, banging noises "music"... This Explains Much(tm). :p
     
    #226     May 4, 2024
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  7. mukoh

    mukoh

    This one is epic! The whole thread delivered! I am laughing on the beach the whole day people are looking at me weird. @Cabin111 @wxytrader are like horses you can lead to water but.......

    @Drawdown Addict there are people telling you things in this thread you should just search their posts and read and learn. They have more knowledge of the matter. Just a suggestion. If it's past you to do that then just trade stonks.
    /nvm this is an edit. You don't need to do that just continue the useless spew.



    Favorite is people quoting reddit posts! Wtf. Can't stop laughing.

    Don't care for replies will not entertain just FYI.
     
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    #227     May 5, 2024
  8. Dude, Reddit is full of wisdom! :D
     
    #228     May 5, 2024
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  9. newwurldmn

    newwurldmn

    seriously.

    for my day job, a guy posted a very specific technical niche question and got 3 great referrals to consultants within 45 min. We brought one in and the results have been spectacular.
     
    #229     May 5, 2024
  10. mukoh

    mukoh

    Citadel desks and Medallion scrape reddit through secret api before post appear in public for alpha I am sure. @wxytrader should look into that.
     
    #230     May 5, 2024