Aaaand a swing and a miss. As usual. I'm not a Floridian, by any stretch. Do you enjoy shitting your drawers in public like this? Seems like an odd perversion, but one strangely well fitted to you.
The former is more general (and assumed), the latter is a rather allegorical biblical story - although calling Job's response "patience" seems like a silly mischaracterization to anyone familiar with it. But then, "the fanatical belief of Job" or "Job's insane zealotry" don't roll trippingly off the tongue...
<blink> That's called a... song, among your people? The next time I cut off and weld a rusted exhaust pipe, or change an oxygen sensor (which usually results in a lot of loud banging and swearing), I'll be sure to record it. You're on the hook for marketing it, and I'll expect at least $1M up front and 10% royalties.
Oh... dear. Was that an attempt at being a wit? How pathetic. You got half-way there... Dumpster-dwelling maggots like you don't know anything about decent people; dead cats are more your speed. Don't let the fact that one day you'll graduate to being a shit-eating fly swell your microscopic head.
Welding as a skill that I always wanted to learn and never had the chance. There is something fascinating about it. PS. yes, I am still a child at heart
As my welding instructor at FSU - a US Navy triple-dipper who built a ~10' functional scale model of an aircraft carrier (!) - pointed out, it's the only additive tool for metal out there; everything else is subtractive. It's also the "glue" of our civilization: practically all sizable structures require it. I found it fascinating and fun enough to learn all the common types and to get certified; later on, I added plasma welding and cutting and gas welding. It's a great set of skills to have in your toolbox, and will also teach you a lot about engineering and working with metal. I highly recommend picking it up.