He plays 8 tables simultaneously, low limits, 60-80 hours a week. Hundreds of hands per hour, very weak players b/c it's low limit. It beats playing fewer tables of higher limits, b/c of the player quality. I simply don't have the patience for that kind of grind, prefer trading & the occasional no limit live games. He also plays tournaments and cracks 6 figures from that alone. All of that info is tracked by a 3rd party site, and I can give you the site and his SN so you can see for yourself (assuming the site is still online, haven't checked it in a while).
Suggest OP watch this 3-minute video, "The Good Life" http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=554442261117
I hear ya bro, I'm in a similar situation. Got a 14 inch dong and a perfectly sculpted body naturally (never lifted weights in my life). For some reason I can eat whatever I want and I stay ripped. I am always tan for some reason and everytime I got to the bars, women come over and buy me drinks. I try and only bring home 3 or less at a time. When I turned 25, I inherted 50 million from a grandfather I never knew and I spend all day just doing whatever I want. I can't take it anymore!
Playing 60-80 hours a week and graduating with an EE in 2.5 years from one of the top three schools in the country. Yeah, right! MY NIGERIAN FRIEND JUST LEFT ME THIRTY EIGHT MILLION DOLLARS AND NEEDS MY HELP IN GETTING THE MONEY OUT OF A BANK. MY FRIEND NEEDS ME TO SEND $15,000 AS A GOOD FAITH DEPOSIT TO BECOME HIS PARTNER. Jeff
The OP is probably someone from ET, because no matter how dumb this is it is creating a lot of traffic.
If he was a real wiz, he would figure out the solutions on his own rather than post on a free message board for a bunch of strangers to critique