just found this funny video from SNL, a must see for newbies who are still with their stockbroker.http://www.turtletrader.com/SNL.wmv
this movie was posted already somehere else here, yes it's very funny, specially chris kattan's sucker face. "it's in our prospectus our advice can be self-interested and deceitful" ha ha that's indeed a "honest, straight answer". the exchange b/w jimmy fallon and the salesman was also hilarious, oops sorry didn't mean to write a spoiler so i'm stopping here.