...Prove it. Take a current photo next to your computer holding a bottle of water -- and post it right now I want to see if they resemble any remoteness of likeness to your avatar.
I can obviously prove it. But why don't you post a picture first so I have some idea of what you look like.
I don't know what's more surprising...that there are girls here, or that you found one of them amongst all the chaos. But good for you...take happiness wherever you find it.
I believe this statement alone got you 10 pvt msgs. Many men are so controllable. Wish you can find your "trading" companion.