You did not like my asking you if any of your so called "Christian" imitate Jesus Christ by doing the feet washing? Would this hurt your pride/arrogance ? And knock some serious humility in you : scarred of humility? Why was S /; A £¨T %µ A %% N booted out of "Paradise"? Pride/Arrogance is how his followers are recognised.
Why would it be disturbing? No one really turned into salt. It's just a made up story, and a not very good one at that. I wasn't disturbed by Snow white and the seven dwarfs either. Should I have been?
I believe that "Snow White and the Vertically Challenged" is also acceptable. Although, truthfully, I am not sure. That "snow white" stuff sounds like code talk for white supremacists to some. Be careful. A thoughtless comment could cause a lib to be scarred for life.
I am sorry you can't read a Bible story, and understand what it means. Here, as Lot demonstrated that he was a pure and decent guy, his family was saved. It was asked for each of the family member to not turn back ( symbolism to completely leave with no regrets ) the old city's value system. Lot's wife did not : she died. If you watch Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombing victims, you'll see part of bodies that seem to have become like Salt. The Bible is very much valid. Now, your Disney fantasms : what do you want me to do about that ?
That's all fine but the folks who made up the bible stories didn't know about nuclear weapons. Feel free to believe whatever and read into bible stories what appeals to you. There are many Christian Denominations, and they all have somewhat different interpretations of various Bible passages, some radically different. So there is no shortage of versions to choose from, or why not come up with something unique on your own" There is a lot of money to be made in peddling religion. You could become the next Jimmy Swaggart. (www.jsm.org/) Those suffering from schizophrenia seem to be good at Bible interpretation, and a new interpretation can be the foundation of a whole new Christian Denomination. Maybe hire a schizophrenic as a consultant.