Shortage of Tang in China makes for "Bull" Market in Brides

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB124415971813687173.html#mod=article-outset-box

I like my headline much better

 

Maybe those Chinese men should become astronauts. I hear they get all the Tang they want...

 

And to make matters worse, that's a dude. He really got scammed

 

There's a shortage of females in China? I thought drowning girl babies in China was BS. Guess I was wrong.