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And the 'Tom and Jerry' cartoons are a Jewish conspiracy to generate positive warm feelings towards mice... which in turn makes people think favorably towards Jews because mice and Jews are pretty much the same thing anyways. <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/40VFcJTIduw&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/40VFcJTIduw&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object> (Makes the Starbucks guy seem rational and sane by comparison, doesn't it?)
Ask Sameeh and Tresor. They have the inside track on the world of One Thousand and One Arabian Nights.