Short sellers betting against Tesla lose more than $1 billion in single day as stock surges

Ascending triangle formation.

 

He certainly figured out that he didnt need to make a product that was profitable. He knew the government was the real way to make money.

 

Yes, a true visionary.

Hey guys, I think I have a buyer who wants to take my company private! (Erm, sorry, that wasn't really true. I got spanked on that fubar statement. I apologize for the confusion as I send all my friends home who I gave that tip to, before I sent the tweet, with billions in profits, on insider information.)

Let me do it again with fudging my quarterly reports, audited by my cat.

 

"Funding secured."

 

Billions of dollars worth of insider Tesla cat. I always miss out on the good stuff.

 

@ 0:57.... kinda looks like Nancy Pelosi. Before makeup that is.

 

What makeup?

 

smart probably.

doing good? doubt it... it's all about grabbing the federal dollars.

 

Oil companies get tax breaks as well as clean energy companies.