I couldn't afford my own -- I had to borrow one from a friend. Sloppy seconds I know, but what can you do when the money is tight?
Here's a better one; you can tell it's fake by the reflection on the wall not matching. This is some damn good airbrushing. And what the hell is she holding, some sort of electronic dildo or something?
Any good pics out there of the surgically enhanced ghetto ho extraordinaire, Christina Aguilera? She looks good in this month's Maxim spread.