shes gonna puke

hair back, assume the position, hug the bowl, let it all out... and pray to the porcelain gods "i swear i will never use leverage again or issue half million dollar mortgages to homeless squegee people"

 

If it's any consolation I thought it was a funny analogy, even if the mods moved it.

 

Homeless squegee people? Jokes on you. Cash is king and no tax...

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back to bed but the room is spinning...back to the bowl and maybe even call 911.