Yes, you poor iraqi diaspora you, i dont know how you might have coped-they use sand over there i gather. Perhaps you should try it, keep you in touch with your brethren. Rather than using poor defenseless puppies, at least.........
Yes! Sand in the butt would feel great! I will try that! Puppies would be better than the baby seals you use or whatever the picture was of. Maybe one of your kids, I don't know... I just hope you don't club them over the head first.