Hell, we could just rename this "'hood" Aphie Elite Trader, except Aphie isn't trading. His check was sent to fund his account on 9-16-02; must still be "held up at the bank." Hmm . . . what to do? How about "Aphie Elite Paper Trader?" On second thought, take the "Elite" out.
Max! My favorite antagonist on ET! Will you be at my "Made the most Active List" party once I reach it?
This gave me the biggest laugh from any post on this board, it doesn't help that a Cybertrader commercial was on CNBC when I read it.