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Q. How can you tell which Miss America contestant is the professional hooker?

A. It says so right on her sash: "I da ho."

 

What's the difference between strom thurman and ronald reagan??
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Reagan knows he has alzheimer's disease.

(A bungrider original)...

 

What did Elmo receive before leaving the factory?




Two test tickles.

 

What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?






When you slap a mosquito it quits sucking.

 

hahaha- you have a lot of time on your hands but funny stuff man!! keep up the good work. have you started trading yet??

 

Almost! I'm in no rush to get my ass kicked!

 

Maybe we should change Aphie's name to Fainting Goat?

 

No, but he is almost on the Most Active Member list.

We should see that in the next day or so.

 

Great! Fame and fortune will be mine then. I am but a small step away from driving around in a pimped up Lexus with gold rims while crusin' this 'hood called ET.